Woody Allen's quotes
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" (Woody Allen)
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." (Woody Allen /Without Feathers, 1976)
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." (Woody Allen)
"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things." (Woody Allen)
"The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you." (Woody Allen)
"We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi." (Woody Allen)
"Sono ateo teologico esistenziale. Credo nell'intelligenza dell'universo, con l'eccezione di qualche cantone svizzero." (Woody Allen)
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